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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You: release date and where to watch

2025 film directed by Mary Bronstein

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Quick answer

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is 1 hr 53 min long (113 minutes), rated R.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You opened in U.S. theaters on Friday, October 10, 2025. A streaming or digital release date has not been announced yet.

U.S. release
October 10, 2025
Where
Theaters
Streaming / digital
Not announced
Runtime
113 min
Rating
R

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About If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a comedy drama drama film directed by Mary Bronstein, starring Rose Byrne, ASAP Rocky and Helen Hong. It opened in U.S. theaters on Friday, October 10, 2025.

  • Directed by: Mary Bronstein
  • Cast: Rose Byrne, ASAP Rocky, Helen Hong, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Ivy Wolk
  • Distributor (per Wikidata): A24

How to watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a theatrical release, so it plays in movie theaters first. Studios announce digital purchase/rental and subscription streaming dates separately, and we add them here once they are confirmed.

Common questions

When does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is listed for release in U.S. theaters on Friday, October 10, 2025.

Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

In movie theaters first. A streaming or digital release date has not been announced; studios set these separately, and we add them here when they're confirmed.

How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

The listed runtime is 113 minutes (1 h 53 min).

What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You rated?

It is listed as rated R.

Sources

  1. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Wikidata
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  2. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Wikipedia
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